US TRUE AMERICAN ANTI-TERRORISTS CONFEDERACY FORCES
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide immediately if he does.
So, next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort, two to three hours, depending on the size of your block and weight.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their of wife and to show support for all American women with the exception of Presidential hopefuls.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim terrorists sentiment.MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide immediately if he does.
So, next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort, two to three hours, depending on the size of your block and weight.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their of wife and to show support for all American women with the exception of Presidential hopefuls.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your patriotism and participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America! It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
Admiral Ludwig von Blogue XVII
Anti-Terrorist Confederacy Forces Chairman
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