HICKORY CHANGES NAME TO "GUILTORY!"--WASHINGTON, Displaying complete defiance and utterly despicable compliance with the seventy-eight-1/2 countries' constitutional-law-change epidemic which recently banned the name "Hillary", including communistic, sardonically hedonistic, and seventh-century, fifth-dimensional countries, Hickory Roadham Clinton instantly had her name changed to "Guiltory" when major stock markets hit White Water Rapids and rock bottom. In these cultures, one severe insult is to cause a family, or in this case, entire countries, to lose face. Hickory's prevaricated deceitful public performances wearing traditionally Eastern attire has been a virtual slap in the face to these cultures as she has yet to be held accountable for her fiction-laden, demagoguery-based, rable-rousing platform that continues worldwide.
The scadalous "just move" moniker tactic now allows her to enter each of the riot-riddled countries legally to avoid persecution by those who remember her visits during her first eight years as dictator of the Islahamic-infested United States of America and Arkansas.
When told by the Japanese Nikki's Gone Wild Stock Market Chairman, Yenzi Frenzi, that she "was no Jack Kennedy and neither was Big Blunt Wiley, her apron-sporting spouse", she cackled and spouted, "Evidently you don't read the Enquirer very often!", and handed him a copy with her notorious smirk on the cover.
The furious crowd, having lost everything, including their patience, pelted the envoy with live fish and burned their Nehru jackets in protest as she pulled her stretched oxcart through the blazing streets at breakneck speeds mowing people down screaming, "HANG ON HONEY!! I KNOW A SHORTCUT!"
Her official statement later was, "The visit was successful and the sushi better than ever. We toured the countryside but really didn't have the time we really needed. You know campaigning can be hectic at times".
The scadalous "just move" moniker tactic now allows her to enter each of the riot-riddled countries legally to avoid persecution by those who remember her visits during her first eight years as dictator of the Islahamic-infested United States of America and Arkansas.
When told by the Japanese Nikki's Gone Wild Stock Market Chairman, Yenzi Frenzi, that she "was no Jack Kennedy and neither was Big Blunt Wiley, her apron-sporting spouse", she cackled and spouted, "Evidently you don't read the Enquirer very often!", and handed him a copy with her notorious smirk on the cover.
The furious crowd, having lost everything, including their patience, pelted the envoy with live fish and burned their Nehru jackets in protest as she pulled her stretched oxcart through the blazing streets at breakneck speeds mowing people down screaming, "HANG ON HONEY!! I KNOW A SHORTCUT!"
Her official statement later was, "The visit was successful and the sushi better than ever. We toured the countryside but really didn't have the time we really needed. You know campaigning can be hectic at times".
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