PORK BELLIES DOWN IN JAPAN, SINGAPORE, CHINA, INDONESIA AND PHILIPPINES DUE TO HICKORY ROADHAM SCARE!---HIROSHIMA---Seconds after the latest Forbidden City's Walled Street Journal report on the now-notorious "Hillary" name ban, pork bellies took a nosedive of catastrophic proportions earlier today leaving the Hand Sings and Nikki's Gone Wild Stock Markets in turmoil and shambles.
Hog Heaven International CEO and Democratic presidential combatant, Joe "Fore!" Bidden, released a hilarious statement concerning news on Far-Left (Non-East) Pork Barrel politics and his company's focus on their newest product, "Hillary's Duff-Bag Hickory-Flavored Pork Rinds" in every possible color, including "Fill-It-Buster-Hot-Cot-Fatigue-Green". With forbidding grimacing, the lucid, but frank politician claimed that his "new Hickory Duff Bag product was not even made from pork, but from a bio-miracle sludge produced by a sister's uncle's aunt's company managed by a new Toronto-based fabrication company that is underwritten by Good Lord's of London!, but owned by a Sub-Chapter X conglomerate that has AlGorerythyms, LLC as it's primary consultant.
Hog Heaven International CEO and Democratic presidential combatant, Joe "Fore!" Bidden, released a hilarious statement concerning news on Far-Left (Non-East) Pork Barrel politics and his company's focus on their newest product, "Hillary's Duff-Bag Hickory-Flavored Pork Rinds" in every possible color, including "Fill-It-Buster-Hot-Cot-Fatigue-Green". With forbidding grimacing, the lucid, but frank politician claimed that his "new Hickory Duff Bag product was not even made from pork, but from a bio-miracle sludge produced by a sister's uncle's aunt's company managed by a new Toronto-based fabrication company that is underwritten by Good Lord's of London!, but owned by a Sub-Chapter X conglomerate that has AlGorerythyms, LLC as it's primary consultant.
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