CHINA BANS THE NAME "HILLARY"!! SIXTY-EIGHT COUNTRIES TO FOLLOW SUIT --- BEIJING. . . Capital punishment (Execution, not 'campaigning for office'), will be the price to pay for any person, male or female, pet or service animal (particularly jackasses) sporting the moniker of Hillary. This, according to an intrinsically valued credible source working for The Walled Street Journal in downtown Forbidden City.communist/, came just seven days after the embedded source was apprehended, imprisoned, and tortured to death. After being forced to watch and listen to Hickory Roadham Clinton's Comedy Campaign Speech Video Collection, the man, whose name cannot be disclosed until the interview is aired on Larry Ching, Barely Live, in a Jihad Bong Jezeera-guarded secret cell located twenty miles beneath the Great Wall itself.
Potential tourists visiting these countries will be forewarned and advised to legally change their names to anything but "Hillary" before submitting a visa.
When asked how anything this preposterous and despicable is possible in this modernly primitive world, our new ultra-super-secret-positively-non-existent-expyalidociously reliable source reports that the entire calamity stems from Hickory Roadham's Nehru-oriented wardrobe which has embarrassed the Near East, Far East, all eastern coasts, Eastern Airlines and everything concerning the word "East", including The Fillmore East Concert Hall.
WHITE WATER PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE
BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE SEQUEL, "THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST WING"
CAULDRON EXPLOSION BAFFLES AIR FORCE
COME ON IN, THE MOAT WATER'S FINE!
54M MOAT TSUNAMI KILLS 20 REPORTERS
PARIS HILT'EM 54M DUNGEON INN BUTTIQUE
INCIDENT AT ROSIWELL - AREA 54,000
LEGENDARY SEA MONSTER THERAPIST
COMMANDER'S LOG - SCARDATE 1659
LEX TELIONUS GALLAXY ICU
THE PARROT DALI-MATIONS VIEW
GALATEA OF THE SPHERES - 1952 - S. DALI
ASTRONOMER, PHYSICIST, ELUCIDATER, EXPLORER, REVOLUTIONARY PROGRESSIVE
TALIBAN WAR CONCERTO IN SAND MAJOR
PROFIT MUDHAMMAD -- sales@snakeoil.bomb
THY WILL BE DONE - WELL DONE!
MISTRESS BEAKER CALLS HOUSE TO ORDER
THE SAINT JACK DECIPHERING CODES
FALLOPIAN GALLAXY TRANSFORMERETTE
PARIS HILT'EM CELLMATE, HESHEEBA OSAUNA PLUKEDULE
DON'T CRY FOR ME, VELVEETA!! #X{[($$)]}!! WAIT 'TIL I GET MY HANES ON YOU, LEZBETH HACKLESBERRY!!
ROSIWELL OH,DONALD! GIVES BIRTH TO 178LB 9OZ ALIEN!!
MEGATOT BITECH MULCH & DEHYDRATION CO.
WEEKEND CAMPING TRIP PREPARATION
FLESH PUDDLE WITH CURTAIN DRAWN
"MIRROR, MIRROR, OFF THE WALL . . .
ZOOLOGISTS FLOCK TO ROSI'S MOAT
UNSPECIFIED , UNCHARTED AND UNKNOWN MOAT REGION - AREA 54M
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
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