Area 54,000, NEW MEXICO --- Reports of new Alien sightings have zoologists stymied yet again as mutant moat toads were discovered during Rosiwell Oh,Donald!'s Area 54M Desert Dungeon Moat side Resort Barbecue last week. At least 3500 of the freakish frogs, evidently hiding in a tarp-covered dump truck behind the outdoor kitchen, were found by defamed ABC news anchor, Dan Lather, when he heard what he described as "millions of Michael Moores snoring to the tune of 'Inna Godda Devidda', and that the horrid sound was so deafening that he could not concentrate enough to urinate in the mangroves where he had sought relief.
Lather, who would do anything to post a story, postulated that the creatures had been poisoned by the methyl mercury-filled depositories or rectal thermometers that Rosiwell frequently uses on her illegal alien daughter, Biceratops.
When confronted, Oh,Donald! dismissed it as "hogwash, those frogs are the source of our famous Moat side Barbecued Frog Leg Quarter Pounders. Best ones this side of the damn Pecos!"
Sources say this is when Lather immediately retreated to the mangroves to relieve himself of his swollen bladder, pent-up frustration and the microphone enema Rosiwell Oh,Donald! had so severely administered.
Lather, who would do anything to post a story, postulated that the creatures had been poisoned by the methyl mercury-filled depositories or rectal thermometers that Rosiwell frequently uses on her illegal alien daughter, Biceratops.
When confronted, Oh,Donald! dismissed it as "hogwash, those frogs are the source of our famous Moat side Barbecued Frog Leg Quarter Pounders. Best ones this side of the damn Pecos!"
Sources say this is when Lather immediately retreated to the mangroves to relieve himself of his swollen bladder, pent-up frustration and the microphone enema Rosiwell Oh,Donald! had so severely administered.
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