Readers of the United States of Whatever, an Intrinsic Pulpacy Nation: Our staff has sacrificially disassembled and dismissed themselves after fraudulently and unknowingly reported unfounded segments of "news reporter" Coindexter Roadham Clinton Jr., who thinks he's is Dan Bather's distant cousin. This was issued, by his own admission and his part-time press secretary, when he was questioned after misspelling his name on his SBA loan application. The Hurricane Katrina Rita debacle continues to unfold.
The Hickory Clinton-homogenized Louisianastani liberal governor, Kathaleen Todabanco, has refused to comment, stating that future governor Bobby Gentile's Catholic-Hindu mysticism background might eventually force him to take the fall and eventually 'break bread' with those in need of the 'lost bread' that is unaccounted for. Meanwhile, Governor Todabanco is planning a science fiction book tour to promote her lawyers' novel which supposedly accounts for her term in office that she accepted until there was a relative of Sri Paramahnsa Yoganada available for the job.
The Hickory Clinton-homogenized Louisianastani liberal governor, Kathaleen Todabanco, has refused to comment, stating that future governor Bobby Gentile's Catholic-Hindu mysticism background might eventually force him to take the fall and eventually 'break bread' with those in need of the 'lost bread' that is unaccounted for. Meanwhile, Governor Todabanco is planning a science fiction book tour to promote her lawyers' novel which supposedly accounts for her term in office that she accepted until there was a relative of Sri Paramahnsa Yoganada available for the job.
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