NASA SCRUBS LANDING DUE TO HATE MAIL FALLOUT--Area 54,000, Rosiwell, New Mexico -- A C-5 hate mail tanker, piloted by 103-year-old placebo Bob Barked, nearly crashed into thin air near the ultra-secret, non-existent Area 54,000 where 714 worldwide news agencies have been camping out for the last month, sponsored by Al Caida Jezerra. Sources say Bobawa Wah Wah funds the sorties and gave Bob the thumbs up and a raise as they encountered a near-miss together at 3000 feet on their way to lunch.
The overwhelming deluge of hate mail blocked critical sectors of the Western Hemisphere, causing a delay in the space shuttle today, as well as a fuel price increase caused by extensive flying of the bombers.
Parisoiled Hilton, it is said, plans to build a Hilton Dungeon chain to be managed by illegal aliens from the Fallopian Tube Galaxy, while they posture themselves for further invasion.
The overwhelming deluge of hate mail blocked critical sectors of the Western Hemisphere, causing a delay in the space shuttle today, as well as a fuel price increase caused by extensive flying of the bombers.
Parisoiled Hilton, it is said, plans to build a Hilton Dungeon chain to be managed by illegal aliens from the Fallopian Tube Galaxy, while they posture themselves for further invasion.
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