Alien lawyer forces from the Falliopian Tube Galaxy have somehow filed a class-action lawsuit against Liberal Democrats, Media Mongrel, Golda Ruleburg Murderoch, the FAA, the FDA, the NAACP, the Rainbowed-Up Coalition and Alice Sharptone, as well as themselves, tomorrow at high moon, FMT (Fallopian Meanies Time). The Dereliction Of Duty suit claims that inadequate legal protection was provided for their artificially-inseminated illegal alien infant, and that it was brought into a cataclysmic, metastasized world plagued by sinister societies recently infected by sinuous Crap and Hip Hop subcultures who claim to be artists. News conference expected any moment at high moon FMT (possibly yesterday).
The illegal alien was unexpectedly hatched at high noon GMT (Greenwich Means Time) on the sandy bank of Rosiwell Oh,Donald!'s desert-locked 54,000-square-meter dungeon moat at the infamous, non-existent Area 54,000 nowhere in New Mexico. Sources say she had evidently been pregnant for at least three years and that the ongoing battle with a conservative host, the media and her moat drying up with hate mail had induced labor. The infant, named Bisaratops, tipped the scales over at 178 ;bs. 9 oz., however the scales were repaired and a gallon of Boudreaux's Butt Paste was applied to Bisaratops' backside scales by Rosiwell's personal trainer-witchdoctor veterinarian. Ellen Degenerate is said to be visiting and the thing's godfather.
The illegal alien was unexpectedly hatched at high noon GMT (Greenwich Means Time) on the sandy bank of Rosiwell Oh,Donald!'s desert-locked 54,000-square-meter dungeon moat at the infamous, non-existent Area 54,000 nowhere in New Mexico. Sources say she had evidently been pregnant for at least three years and that the ongoing battle with a conservative host, the media and her moat drying up with hate mail had induced labor. The infant, named Bisaratops, tipped the scales over at 178 ;bs. 9 oz., however the scales were repaired and a gallon of Boudreaux's Butt Paste was applied to Bisaratops' backside scales by Rosiwell's personal trainer-witchdoctor veterinarian. Ellen Degenerate is said to be visiting and the thing's godfather.
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