"Godfather of Soul", James Brown, is said to have altered the original lyrics of his face-wrinkling, tear-jerking song, Please, due to a fruitless attempt to get Al Sharptone, his cape and handkerchief handler, to shut up while Brown was writing the #1 hit song. The title was written backwards on Sharptone's forehead in "Golden Flake" brand lipstick as a reminder to cool the jets on his gargantuan soapbox hot air bag when he stared into the star's full-length Barnum & Bailey circus mirrors. Sources say the lyrics, written that night on Rock Legend Little Richard's buttocks, were intended to diffuse his wife's divorce threats after she had cracked him over the head with his amphetamine bottle after she caught the "He-Diva" in a live version of "Back Door Man" for the fifth time. ®™©
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